Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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