wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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