Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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