ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
