This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
