Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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