Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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