I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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