Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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