love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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