i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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