Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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