YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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