How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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