HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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