How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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