flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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