i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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