Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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