i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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