I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
