Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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