If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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