If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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