Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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