there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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