Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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