weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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