I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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