I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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