did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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