If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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