I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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