what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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