$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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