I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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