theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
there was a trapeze. enough said
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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