How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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