Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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