Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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