i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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