508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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