Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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