He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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