Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
sarcasm needs its own font
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I am naked and annoyed.
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