you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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