Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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