Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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