Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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