i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
