He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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