: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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