Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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