i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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