dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Randomize
