I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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