if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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