Plan B is the new Plan A
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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