We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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